In this guide, you will learn how to obtain every Steam achievement in Endless Monday: Dreams and Deadlines.
Work Project
Coffee Break
To create the “coffee break” file, you need to follow these steps: On Saturday, visit the break room and consume the days-old coffee twice without interruption. While doing so, concentrate on thoughts of Miss Whiskey and Skye.
Ate a Burger
To make a file, follow these instructions: Head to the office window on Saturday and meet Kini. Be polite to her, and you’ll be invited for a burger. Once you’ve finished eating, you can create the file.
Harvest Good Times
On Saturday, befriend Kini and then call her once. Then call Miss Whiskey and accept her invitation. You’ll be prompted to rewind time to before the call. Once you come back, you’ll be inspired to make another file.
Year of the Tiger
To create an advertisement, follow these instructions: On Sunday, give Tiger-chan a tour, then take her to the window to stargaze. She must not be upset with you for this to work. After being called a “butt” multiple times, you’ll be given the opportunity to reconcile with her. Spend some time with her, and then proceed to make the advertisement.
Just Another Weekend Shift
On Sunday, Hana will call you about an alien invasion. She’ll only call if she knows you’re working over the weekend so chat with her beforehand. Comply with her orders and take down the enemy mothership. Afterwards, you can make a file.
Air Frye With Skye
On Saturday, go to the meeting room and find the Zinebot presentation. Then on Sunday, investigate the main office area with Tiger-chan and find the air fryer zine. Call Skye about this and learn the truth. Afterwards, you can make a file.
A Job Well Done
Get all six of the project files completed.
Endings
Family Farm
When Miss Whiskey first calls you, ditch work to go partying with her.
A Place I Truly Belong
Same pathing for ‘Harvest Good Times’ but then afterwards, call up Miss Whiskey and go to the club with her again. Try to get help from Kini again (but fail),
It Was Over Before It Started
When you first get to your desk on Saturday, instead of talking to somebody or your succulent, choose to give up.
Penny, Ace Attorney
Make it to Monday with some but not all of the project files completed. In my own testing I got this with 1-2 files completed.
Meets Expectations
Make it to Monday with some but not all of the project files completed. In my own testing I got this with 3-4 files completed.
Screwed This Up
To complete none of the files by Monday, follow these steps: Drink both cups of coffee and snap out of it both times to get tired enough to sleep through Saturday. After waking up, go to the office window and meet Kini, then attempt to escape and insult her. Take a rest at your desk. On Saturday, make Tiger-chan angry, and then on Sunday, skip investigating the office. Confront Tiger-chan and threaten her before apologizing. If you’ve done it correctly, she will call you a psycho. Return to your desk and wait for Hana’s call. Follow her instructions until you reach the laser cannon. Refuse to operate it, and then return to your desk to sleep.
Fumbled at the Goal Line
Complete all the files and make it to Monday. After you’re fired, you’ll get a call from Kini to go back in time. Refuse.
A Bright Future?
Complete all the files and make it to Monday. After you’re fired, you’ll get a call from Kini to go back in time. Accept her offer and confront Blythe.
Year of the Rabbit
On Saturday? make Tiger-chan angry by either chopping down her forest or by insisting that the koala is cute. Then on Sunday, talk to her in the main office area and in the mysterious hallway, confront her, then threaten her, do the deed and then head to your desk. RIP Tiger-chan
Extras
Art Aficionado
Look at all the Guest Art. You can find them in the ‘Other Stuff’ section of the options menu.
Loyal Subscriber
On Saturday, call Skye and tell her you are subscribed to her channel, then correctly tell her the name of her show (Air Frye With Skye).
It Ain’t Sneakers
Investigate the mysterious hallway, select ‘Leave it Alone’ and then attempt to open the door with voice recognition.
Honorary Operations Team Member
During the alien invasion sequence with Hana, destroy the target without taking any damage. Damage is only applied if enemies make it off screen.
Not Very Good at This
During the alien invasion sequence with Hana, take enough damage to force her to recharge your shields twice.
Good Use of Company Time
Press ‘t’
Editor’s Note
On Saturday? ask Tiger-chan to join your party and then interact with the 4 rocks in the bottom-right quadrant of the island. After a sound plays, go to where the traffic cone was and walk off the island. Follow the invisible path until you get to another island. Interact with the portal there until you get the achievement.
Lumber Lass
Lumber Lass is a mini game on Penny’s phone. These achievements are related to that game.
A Lumber Lass
Collect at least 100,000 logs.
A Lumber Lass
Collect at least 1,000,000 logs.
Lumber Lass: Definitive Edition
Collect at least 10,000,000 logs.
Lumber Lass Advocate
Same pathing as the coffee break file, but during the second flashback, pull out your phone in the middle of a conversation with Skye and play a bit of Lumber Lass. Then choose to talk to Skye about the game.
Deforestation Dame
On Saturday? play Lumber Lass until you get VERY tired and the background gets foggy, stop playing and talk to Tiger-chan.
Debut
Fall asleep at the office two night in a row from playing too much Lumber Lass, regardless of how many files you have done. Penny will progressively get more and more tired, wait until the background fades to black and then stop playing.
