This comprehensive guide will walk you through the entire process of obtaining all achievements in the game Toasterball. Toasterball is a unique multiplayer sports game that revolves around a ball, two goals, and… toasters! Immerse yourself in this physics-based experience and compete against your friends. As you play, bread will fly everywhere, and the gameplay will constantly evolve with each goal you score. Get ready to conquer all the achievements and become a Toasterball champion!
Story Achievements
Let’s start with some freebies.
Thank You!
To get this achievement, you just need to go to the Credit section in the menu and read all of them. (Or just scroll to the last page)
Here For The Lore!
Like the last one, go to the Athletes section in the menu and read them all. (Or just scroll through them all)
My Head Spins
Go to the Classic Mode selection screen and spam the Shuffle Button.
Everyone is Here!
Play at least one game with each toaster.
Playtime-Based Achievements
Now its time for some of the Playtime-Based achievements. These are Burning Toast, Playing Games, Scoring Goals, Destroying Toasters, and Destroying Toast.
Amateur Toaster.
Play a total of 10 games.
Semi-pro Toaster.
Play a total of 10 games.
Professional Toaster.
Play a total of 10 games.
Rookie Athlete.
Score a total of 10 goals.
Champion of the Stadium.
Score a total of 100 goals.
Toasterball Legend.
Score a total of 500 goals.
Criminal.
Destroy a total of 25 toasters.
Serial Killer.
Destroy a total of 75 toasters.
Killing Machine.
Destroy a total of 250 toasters.
Burn toast, burn!
Burn 100 toasts.
Is it getting toasty in here?
Burn a total of 250 toasts.
I love the smell of burned bread in the morning.
Burn a total of 500 toasts.
Path of Destruction.
Destroy a total of 25 toasts.
We’re not here to eat toasts.
Destroy a total of 100 toasts.
I AM THE DESTROYER OF BREAD!
Destroy a total of 200 toasts.
Pick that up.
Pick up a total of 500 toasts.
No toast left behind.
Pick up a total of 1000 toasts.
RELOAAAAAAAAAAD!
Pick up a total of 2000 toasts.
Completionist.
Unlock all variants.
Toaster Wins Achievements
These are all achievements that you get by winning games as specific. I suggest getting them through playing with friends because farming the 50 wins for every specific character alone is very boring even in a 1v2 against bots.
Fight to the Top.
Win 50 matches with Markus.
For the Sake of Justice!
Win 50 matches with Frank.
Unlimited Power!
Win 50 matches with Smog.
Agility Run.
Win 50 matches with Olivia.
First Class.
Win 50 matches with Yuki.
On the Road Again.
Win 50 matches with Sonny.
Merry Christmas y’all!
Win 50 matches with Leni.
An Impossible Mission.
Win 50 matches with Edward.
The Way of the Survivor.
Win 50 matches with Johnny.
I’m in.
Win 50 matches with Kasia.
For the Ancestors.
Win 50 matches with Andrea.
Meow!
Win 50 matches with Felix.
Old but Gold!
Win 50 matches with Jack.
Surfin’ to Victory.
Win 50 matches with Anna.
Team Goals Achievements
These two achievements are scoring 100 goals for each one of the two teams. (Burners and Defrosters)
You got Burned!
Score 100 goals with the Burners.
That’s Cold.
Score 100 goals with the Burners.
Simultaneous Death Achievements
For these achievements, you must make all players die.
GET IN THE POOL RIGHT NOW!
Have all toasters die at the same time in the “Lava” variant.
Deli Meat.
Have all toasters die at the same time in the “Claustrophobia” variant.
Fire in the Hole!
Make the explosive ball hit all four players in one blast.
Misc. Achievements
These are misc achievements you will get from playing the game.
The Big Clutch
Lose a teammate during a round and score against the whole opposing team. (Your teammate dies at the beginning.)
Floppy Launch
Serve the ball with the Pressure Launcher at less than 5%. You need to play the Pressure Launcher variant.
Domination Achievements
You can get these achievements either on Classic Mode or in Custom Mode, but its better if you try to get them in Classic Mode, way more fun.
Domination
Achieve a match 5-0.
Robot Domination
Lose 5-0 against a Robot team.
Turboflip Achievements
For these achievements you need to use the Turboflip. (duh)
Crustiano Ronaldo
Score with Turboflip.
1080º NO SCOPE
Do 3 full rotations in the air. To do this easily, use the Anti-Gravity variant.
Map and Variation Achievements
These achievements are obtained by making Custom Games of specific variants and specific maps. I will be marking them as “spoiler” since they are fairly easy (and fun to get).
Old School Cool
Set the match to ToasterBall Arena, only play “Buttons” variation, 5 points and 2 HP toasters.
Hint: On Gamejolt, there is a demo for Toasterball. Take inspiration from there.
Wave Rider
Set the match to Porto Rada Beach, and then only play “Surf” variant.
Hint: Even toasters like to take a trip to the beach.
Public Hoop
Set the match to Breadington Square, and then play the “Basketball” variant.
Hint: Toasters sometimes go to sports centers to train for the competition.
Pitfall
Set the match to Panachado Forest, and then play the “Breaking Slab” variant.
Hint: In the forest, falling down some blanks is deadly for toasters.
Yeti Sports
Set the match to Tartembourg, and then play the “Ice Rink” variant.
Hint: Think of where Yetis usually live in… (Not very close to where Toasters live in tbh)
Groups of Variations Achievements
These achievements are obtained by making Custom Games of all variants relating to one subject. I will be marking them as “spoiler” since they are fairly easy (and fun to get).
I AM THE DANGER!
Set a Custom game with the variables “Hell Belt”, “Lava”, “Explosive Ball”, “Electric Ray” and “Electric Ground” turned on
Hint: Make a custom game with all life-threatening variables.
Highway to Hell
Set a Custom game, with the variables “Hell Belt”, “Lava” and “Explosive Ball” turned on.
Hint: Make a custom game with all fire-related variables.
Thunderstruck
Set a Custom game, with the variables “Electric ray”, and “Electric ground”.
Set a Custom game, with the variables “Electric ray”, and “Electric ground”.
Sudden Death
Set a custom game with one life-threatening variant, Toaster HP to 1, Door HP to 0, and Points to Win to 1.
Hint: Think of a “Sudden Death” Smash Bros game, maybe that helps.
Longest Game Achievements
These achievements are obtained by making Custom Games with ridiculously long rules. You can technically get Playing the Clock without Custom Game, but I doubt anyone wants to try that out.
The Longest Match Ever
Make a game with the longest rules possible. 99 HP (Toasters and Doors) and 99 Points.
Playing the Clock
Use the setup from the previous achievement and then wait 2 minutes. Just for fun, put as a variant “Lava” and then jump into lava every chance you get.
