A guide to every achievement
You’ll get the achievements simply by playing through the game
You probably already have all of these if you’re reading this
Pwn GuardDog Antivirus
In the Forests of the Night
Complete Part A:/
There Is No Spork.
Complete Part B:/
Make sure to play through the ending twice to get both of these
Merge the physical and æther planes
Separate the physical and æther planes
Power up to level 8
Power up to level 20
Power up to level 15
You’ll likely be around level 20 by the end of the game but if you aren’t you can use the atlas in The Eternal September’s cockpit to replay levels for more energy
Find 20 keys throughout cyberspace
For this one you’ll need to find 20 keys in the levels. You can refer to this guide to find the ones you need.
Silly Hats Only
Unlock 10 Hats
Collect all Hats, Patterns, & Palettes
If you got the previous achievements you’ll have enough keys to get these ones
Do a Barrel Roll!
Do a Barrel Roll!
Double tap either roll button and Hapi will speen
Play at 4:3 resolution with the “Low” quality setting
Simply go into the settings and change the graphics quality and resolution to the lowest options
Capture the Orb
In FireFray push either orb from it’s base to the other base
Convince T3h to join the crew
To get this achievement you need to interact with the SadPenguin exhibit in DigiGal and the boogiebaby in Planet eClips, making sure to exhaust all dialogue on both. Afterwards talk to T3h in Planet eClips and you will get the achievement.
Collect all 6 webtoys and admire them in the FAQ
To get this achievement you need to interact with all six webtoys, they can be found in
and The Lost Loch
After using them all go to the FAQ on The Eternal September and interact with them all again there to get the achievement
After completing Platform, go into various different levels and fly out into the distance to meet the Ceiling Cat. After seeing them in enough different levels they will give you a quest to complete 4 laps on every endless boss to unlock a new one (and don’t forget to use the vapor ability during bosses)
Survive 4 Laps Against the Chaos Butterfly
The Dolphin Prince
Survive 4 Laps Against TrustMe
Survive 4 Laps Against Cosmo the Scolar